Ask Deadpool

[Deadpool]

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[atrb=background, i41.tinypic.com/f43fv7.jpg] "Hey hey, boys and girls! Your lovable Merc With A Mouth here to give you some GREAT news! These dudes have hired yours truly to do some pretty awesome things around here! I'm sure you're asking, "But Deadpool; you're a busy guy with a lot on your plate. How did THEY manage to hire someone as amazing as you?" Well I'll tell you! They put tacos, money, chimichangas and money on that plate! So let's get down to what they're having me do. It's really not all that hard since I can do this from a computer and you'd be surprised how many targets have them! The first thing I do is take questions from you guys and try to answer them in a weekly segment called "Ask Deadpool!" TM. If you need me to explain what that is then you're thicker than Logan's skull, but okay. They want someone who will give an answer to any questions and concerns that you guys have and I assumed they asked me because I have all the charisma. So if you have questions or comments you want addressed publicly, you just go ahead and bring them to me*. The next thing they want me to do is troll. And by that they mean if you guys start screwin' around in threads, Imma show up and you ain't gonna like what happens then. Remember I shoot and stab things on a bi-monthly basis. This includes anyone knowingly breaking rules in apps as well as threads. They'll probably warn you guys, but if you don't listen then that's more tacos for me! So by all means, do it do it do it do it! The last thing they want me to do is make sure I don't embarrass the site. I don't know what they mean by that since I've never done anything I find embarrassing at all! Nope, not even that." Words: Up Tags: You're it! RPN: WHAT IS THIS! WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN! TELL ME!

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