Bad Teacher (Oh Loooooogannnnnn...)

[Deadpool]

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[atrb=background, i41.tinypic.com/f43fv7.jpg] "Well, well well. This is what he's been doing with himself lately." 'Are we sure this is such a good idea?' 'And what the hell is wrong with this plan? We need a job since the merc work dried up and Logan owes us for that X-Force crap. We just have to show him we'd be the PERFECT gym teacher!' The one, the only, Deadpool the Merc with a Mouth that you love to love, confidently walked up the grounds of the school until he was standing about fifty yards from the front doors. 'Okay, someone run this by me again exactly HOW this gets us a job at this place? "Well it's simple." 'I'll bet...' "First, we make a big entrance. Then, we call out Logan and tell him we got a contract on him. Then we proceed to whoop his ass six was to Sunday. When he sees how good we are, he'll have no choice but to hire us as a PE teacher and we can make enough to hold us over until we can get an actual contract and start making REAL money!" 'Convenient plot device is convenient. SO don't ask questions readers. 'Okay, so one more question. Did you take in to account that there are other X-Men here who would line up twice to shove our own swords down our taco-hole?' 'We did not. That's under the "Good Ideas" department, and that's your job. So get to it.' "Relax, I got a plan." 'Can I ask something? Why are our colors different?' 'Because none of us knows how to make the black on white and black on yellow box lettering so this will have to do.' "Look, I'm tryin' to concentrate so you two shut up for now. Is everything in place?" 'Yes.' 'Yup.' "&!*@#in'" Stretching out his hand, a detonator of sorts is revealed. Which a smile beneath the mask, Wade Wilson presses the button and.... nothing happens. He stares at the button, and starts pressing it over and over again. Finally, a distant click can be heard and just off the property a loud explosion occurs. The cars along the road leading up to the school all go up in huge fireballs. A second later, dozens of fireworks launch into the sky as a flatbed truck hauling a boxing ring pulls up. When the fireworks go off midair, they spell out in bright colors: DP TEACHER FOR HIRE Words:A lot Tags:You're it! RPN:Role-Playing Narwhals

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